This is a place where I can express my sense of humor about the world around us while out of the watchful eye of every Tom, Dick, and dick on Facebook. A place where I can post pictures of poops and sluts and breakfast meats and not be concerned that my Aunt will message me with some bullshit about getting back into Christ's love. Fuck Facebook. I want to shares my musings with strangers...

 

Hello, yellow brick road.

washedupradio:

Where one of your boys takes you for a walk down memories lame.

http://tinyurl.com/ctf46vd

This Week:

  • Who the fuck are those other guys?
  • Porn, boobs, porn, porn.
  • Chance and Brad watch cartoons for a while, until Chance falls asleep.
  • Yes, that is Chance’s mother-in-law at the end. (They found a new place to live)

If you like looking forward to a new show all week only to get force fed some older, even more unpolished, pre show tomfoolery, you’ll love Washed up Radio!

Washed Up Radio Podcast: Well I'll be a monkey's anus.

washedupradio:

Where your boys feel like they’ve been led into a glue factory in front of an eight year old.

http://tinyurl.com/cy5ssv5

This Week:

  • Mega-ma-phooone!
  • Brad isolates a large population of our listeners and makes them hate us.
  • Chance has figured out how to ruin not one, but two, lives at…

Greased Lightening

washedupradio:

Where your boys suck their way to the top.

http://tinyurl.com/7lhuwzh

This Week:

  • Brad time traveled over the weekend, which included leather pants.
  • There is nothing gay about tiny chocolate cakes.
  • Everyone likes a good massage every now and again.
  • Science has proven that you can give a powdered doughnut and a Boston cream pie at the same time.

If you like to pull the towel down only to have it pulled back up and then pull it down yet again, you’ll love Washed up Radio!

Sunburn of Sam

washedupradio:

Where your boys welcome a very special guest.

http://tinyurl.com/6varxco

This Week:

  • The best beard in the land joins us in studio.
  • How to win the sex race.
  • Chance and Brad try (read “try”) to recount yet a further drunken night.
  • Sam hits the hot seat.
  • Chance and Sam tag teams that shit and Brad loves it.

If you like the noise that a hard booger makes when you flick it into a wall, you’ll love Washed up Radio!

Show Twenty

washedupradio:

Where your boys have recorded twenty shows.

http://tinyurl.com/6ugpu3x

This Week:

  • Will Smith Jr.’s parents get high to see him at Madison Square Garden.
  • Hello little daddy.
  • Elephants aint nothing to fuck with.
  • American Pie Part Whatever sucks.
  • He should have did, but he didn’t done, bleeped dat.


If you like idiots bumbling over stupidity, you’ll love Washed up Radio!

Washed Up Radio Podcast: Discharge!

washedupradio:

Where your boys roll it into a ball, stretch it out, etc.

http://tinyurl.com/7grpzzb

This Week:

  • We remind you to get out there and find that fucking dog.
  • Brad wasn’t the only one to come during his private time.
  • Wait…did the intro really say that he jerked it in his sister’s…

Washed Up Radio Podcast: The Hunger Glames!

washedupradio:

Where your boys get all futuristic on everybody’s asses.

http://tinyurl.com/82kjj24

This Week:

  • Chance sounds like a robot. Brad’s stares make him quite uncomfortable.
  • We discuss the social etiquette behind RSVPs, but stay true to ourselves by making plenty of dick jokes.
  • Your boys…

The Blurst of Times!

washedupradio:

Where your boys get way too drunk. Seriously.

http://tinyurl.com/cyp6mtb

This week:

  • The picture/title says it all.
  • You guys can fuck off.

If you like 16 hours of unadulterated drinking, you’ll love Washed up Radio!

Fuck Ross Bagley!

washedupradio:

Where your boys take a peek at Yeah-Yeah’s peepee.

http://tinyurl.com/76u9rrx

This week:

  • Brad went to school with Wookie Goldberg’s fake kid.
  • Yea Yea’s success following The Sandlot may be due to his early exposure.
  • We recount countless accounts of St. Patrick’s Day.
  • It takes a brave woman to date the Statue of Liberty.

If you like things that you like causing you to love other things, you’ll love Washed up Radio!

Washed Up Radio Podcast: Days Go By!

washedupradio:

Where your boys realize it’s the bigger love of the family.

http://tinyurl.com/7p557q7

This week:

  • We ALLEGEDLY wrap up the ALLEGED saga of the UPS store horror. It is ALLEGEDLY not a very pleasant topic. ALLEGED.
  • Brad brings over a highly infections bacterial disease.
  • Butt news…